Spooky Whale noises

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that cis boys have no concept of how to pleasure the cis female body I swear to god

tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

reverendruby:

A bit about fighting demons!

nadine-the-pnk:

666hailsatanlol666:

i dont give a shit about equestria girls but why is CollaredGinger in it?

she is the evil leader girl c:

nadine-the-pnk:

666hailsatanlol666:

i dont give a shit about equestria girls but why is CollaredGinger in it?

she is the evil leader girl c:

sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

daijou-booty:

October 1st - 31st:

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November 1st:

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magatsu-antagonist:

just a bloody twisted angel….
(full bc tumblr makes it look gross)

magatsu-antagonist:

just a bloody twisted angel….

(full bc tumblr makes it look gross)

zamii070:

It’s davekatastic

zamii070:

It’s davekatastic

Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.
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stunningpicture:

Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)

stunningpicture:

Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)

forestofpaper:

noreenabean:

can we take a moment to discuss Bernd das Brot. while in Germany I came across this statue. wondering what it was, I looked up the name and found out that Bernd das Brot is literally a DESPRESSED ANGRY LOAF OF BREAD THAT HOSTS A CHILDRENS SHOW!??!!? WHAT EVEN IS GERMANY OH MY GOSHASDGAJHSDGJAS

I reblogged a statue of a depressed angry bread! Just for you childofraziel! Just so you can see it!

forestofpaper:

noreenabean:

can we take a moment to discuss Bernd das Brot. while in Germany I came across this statue. wondering what it was, I looked up the name and found out that Bernd das Brot is literally a DESPRESSED ANGRY LOAF OF BREAD THAT HOSTS A CHILDRENS SHOW!??!!? WHAT EVEN IS GERMANY OH MY GOSHASDGAJHSDGJAS

I reblogged a statue of a depressed angry bread! Just for you childofraziel! Just so you can see it!

thatfunnyblog:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 
— Romeo, probably

thatfunnyblog:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 

— Romeo, probably